I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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