so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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