Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
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