The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
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