dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
Randomize
