uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
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