My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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