are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
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