Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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