well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
What a dumb baby whore.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
