fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
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