The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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