The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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