And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Randomize
