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five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I would fuck him just for his dog
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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