But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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