Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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