one might say we're banned from that church
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
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