what if every blade of grass was a penis?
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
As shirtless as possible
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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