Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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