I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I'm eating all of the evidence.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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