my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
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