He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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