I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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