Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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