he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Is Oprah even human
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
my liver is dry heaving
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