Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
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