white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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