And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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