she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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