How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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