do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
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