from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
ok first of all what the fuck
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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