Her vagina should come with caution tape.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
What drink are we having for lunch?
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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