fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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