if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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