get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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