Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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