U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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