She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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