is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
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