You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
Randomize
