He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
it's great music for shaving your balls
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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