Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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