I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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