yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
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