But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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