We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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