just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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