Plan B is the new Plan A
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
