nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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