I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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