I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
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