It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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